Get Your CRIMINAL FINGERED
Featuring Beef Wellington, Back Seat Jesus, Dr. Phil, and Dick Aneurysm
Criminal Finger isn't your run-of-the-mill band; they're the sonic embodiment of Austin, Texas' sleazy underbelly. Born and bred in the heart of the live music capital of the world, this raucous quintet has carved their own sordid niche in the world of punk and roll.
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Meet the Criminals
Back Seat Jesus doesn't just play guitar; he makes it scream, cry, and beg for mercy. His solos are like a wild ride through a neon-lit nightmare, and he's the mastermind behind the band's infectious hooks.
Beef Wellington is the gravel-throated, charismatic frontman of Criminal Finger, bringing a menacing swagger to both his bass playing and his vocal delivery. He slaps the bass like it owes him money and belts out vocals that can only be described as a love letter to chaos. He's the backbone of Criminal Finger, and he's here to make sure you never forget it.
Dr. Phil (not that Dr. Phil) is the man behind the other guitar, providing the gritty, raw energy that defines Criminal Finger's sound. His relentless dedication to chaos and noise is truly a sight to behold.
And finally, Dick Aneurysm holds down the rhythm with lead drums that are as thunderous as they are relentless. If you're looking for the heartbeat of Criminal Finger, look no further than this madman behind the kit.
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